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Our lines are open when they are open. When you reach voicemail, you have reached the right department — it knows exactly what you need.
Phone
(555) 010-0101
Main line. The second number on the letterhead is for a man who is never at his desk.
Email
hello@vandelay-industries.app
Replies within 1–3 business days, or whenever the mood strikes.
HQ
The Cubicle
Suite 1, Floor 1, Building Next Door. Look for the tie.
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