A Company of Substance
Vandelay Industries is a premier import/export firm operating across multiple time zones, one of which we have never confirmed. Here is what we do know:
Operations
Importing
We import goods from abroad. The goods arrive. That part is true.
Operations
Exporting
We export goods abroad. Where, exactly? The paperwork says “somewhere.”
Strategy
Vagueness, Deployed
Our exact business model is protected. Not by law — by plausibility.
Culture
Suit-First Philosophy
We believe you don't have to be doing much to look like you are doing a lot.